Blondie anotenda munaSanta Claus - ndiani mumwe angaunza cheki yemadhora zana pamhuka yemhuka? Uye kumutenda, iwe unogona kufungidzira, iye anoida senge bhichi reGore Idzva! Dai ndaiva iye, ini zvechokwadi ndingadai ndisingatauri kwete - uye nemari yangu, zvakare. Saka akashandisa muromo wake kuti awane mari yakakwana! Uye dessert parurimi yakasununguka!
Zvose zvakajeka - akamunyengedza kuti aite zvepabonde, asi ndiani chaizvo akazvitora? Zviri pachena kuti akaitora nekamera yakasiyana neyaakanga ainayo mumaoko ake! Kamera yakavanzika haipe iyi kona uye mhando yekupfura! Saka cameraman mukamuri ine nyanzvi kamera uye kamera mumaoko ake chete farce.
Mhuru mbiri dzechikadzi dzemupurisa dzakabata mupari wemhosva. Pane kuti vamuverengere kodzero dzake, vakatanga kuita manyawi vachiyamwa mboro yake. Imwe panguva. Vakanga vakakachidzwa nazvo. Drooling. Vakabva vaita kunanzva mabeche avo vachiasvira. Ivowo havana kuzogara pasi. Achiri kuvashanda achinanzvana. Ndiko kwandinoti kuchengetedzwa kwemutemo. Handichada kubhowekana kudaro ini.